Meyerpires

I give credit to Crispin Freeman aka voice of Alucard from Hellsing for saying this.

Edward: But you don't understand! I'm a monster! Everything about me invites y-

Me: Bitch don't flatter youself. That's a monster. (Points to Alucard tearing up and impaling nazis and Iscariot soldiers)

Edward: O_O

Me: Yeah so hop back into you gay car and find a cute bunny to suck on.